How to get a man to express his love for you?
Take him to The Ritz, buy him a 5-course slap-up meal with cocktails and mints.
~When you get him home, take him to your bed.
...Next morning smack him up with a broom and tell him to grow up and not be such a misogynistic little sponging womaniser.
~When you get him home, take him to your bed.
...Next morning smack him up with a broom and tell him to grow up and not be such a misogynistic little sponging womaniser.