Tell him if he ever resurfaces before having pleased you again you're going to feed his balls to the neighbors dog.
Or
Leave him for a knowledgeable lesbian. She'll treat you right... Or at least give you good head.
Also
The amount of rug you have down there equates directly to the amount of enjoyment for both parties. My advice, if you still have hair there, shave or wax.
But seriously, Shave. Waxing hurts like a bitch... I've been told...
Or
Leave him for a knowledgeable lesbian. She'll treat you right... Or at least give you good head.
Also
The amount of rug you have down there equates directly to the amount of enjoyment for both parties. My advice, if you still have hair there, shave or wax.
But seriously, Shave. Waxing hurts like a bitch... I've been told...