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Rats are some of the best pets ever. No joke. Fancy rats are really intelligent and you can train them just like dogs. They are super lovable and very cuddly. I miss my rats.
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Tell him if he ever resurfaces before having pleased you again you're going to feed his balls to the neighbors dog.  Or Leave him for a knowledgeable lesbian.  She'll treat you right... Or at least give you good head.  Also  The amount of rug you have down there equates directly to the amount of enjoyment … Read more