When My Boy Friend Says " I Love You More" What Clever Come Backs Could I Use?

If you need to know how much I love you,
next time it rains go stand outside with your hands out
and try to catch raindrops, the ones you catch is how much you
have been loved before, the ones you miss is how much
I love you! XXO

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake. (just to be corny and make them laugh)
I love you more than Madea loves to shoot her gun.
If your texting,
_____I______LOVE______YOU______MORE_____THAN_____THIS_____
Or say, "I let you think that :)"

I love you more than a hippie loves pot

Well you can always say "I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is much bigger ;)" lol

You simply say that "I love you the most"

Pencil gave you some goodies...try this:  I love you eternally & infinitely!...♥nassy

A soft giggle works wonders...no answer, just some kind of pleased sound...let him/her grope around with that for awhile...

My son always comes back with I love you more than apple sauce and buttermilk..lol he is only 5

I love you more than a frat boy loves beer!!
I love you more then Pairs Hilton loves her self.

Simply ask him more than what, or just say, ok you win ,I am more loveable than you. :)

Ditto++