Whistling is a sign of happy I believe! A happy husband is always a good thing! :0)
If she grabs a pillow..... Try chewing on a piece of gum maybe! If you can think about it.... when you whistle you already have your lips pressed together. You might as well pucker up and smother her with kisses!!!! Good luck!
Yeah :) I suggest you wear a hockey helmet to bed then. The goalie kind with the face mask ... Then she can't smother you in your sleep .. And if she tries to smash your brains out with a frying pan you're safe too :) I'm a genius.
Tic Tac, keep your mouth busy.
Practice, practice, practice, and then enter the world whistling championships in Japan.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1DCWrW02s
My Grandmother use to whistle, and my mother always said it was "unlady like", but after my Grandmother passed away, the one thing I fondly remember is her whistling in the kitchen.
You could swap it for this instead, I found it quite impressive..
Dear KB,
Here is my suggestion...that you and Mrs. KB sit down together and strategize this out...that whenever she hears your whistle, she drops everything, comes over to you and gives you a fine hug and a nice smooch, too.
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Soon like Pavlov's conditioned response (or maybe Watson behaviorism?), anyway you will soon become aware of what you are doing, and you will be able either to intercept the whistling or else maybe even continue it, but intentionally now with awareness to elicit those good consequences!
("You know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow..." Lauren Bacall...)
Well Mr. Baldwin, I think you need to do something with your mouth and you need to make music. So my suggestion is a harmonica. It serves two purposes. One, it satisfies both of the above needs. Two, after hearing you on a harmonica, she will beg you to whistle again.
Just duct tape your mouth.
Plant a big ole kiss on her! Keep your mouth busy....ahem!
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