I'll mow the lawn this weekend. I'll take out the trash tomorrow.
Honey, I am leaving you!!
Honey, wake up, Publishers Clearing House is at the door with a check for $1,000,000.00.
Remember you asked -I didn't (go shopping)spend any money today on shoes.your mother and my mother are not coming over this weekend.I found some extra money so we can have pizza this week. And if your a bad cook -I am not cooking tonight. I bought you some new underwear(even though most guys would not admit they need them)hahahahaha. We finally paid the house off. The accident was not my fault and the other guys insurance will pay for everything. You want some pie and ice cream(whatever their favorite food/snack is).the kids actually did all their chores( I don't know if that is a good thing or subversion : ) ). I bought four tires for the price of 2(and yes they are the right ones). Guess what?-what?-we hit the lottery for 389 million dollars and we are the only winners and it's all tax free this year.lolrofl.(it's nice to dream ). We are going to disneyland without the kids.: ). I admit on tape I was wrong. Doh!
My twin sister really, really fancies a threesome.