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I Suspect My Girlfriend Is A Zombie, How Can I Tell?

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If your girlfriend exhibits one or more of the following warning signs, there is a chance she is now one of the walking undead:
  1. Extreme Restlessness
  2. Pale Complexion
  3. Radical Change of Diet
  4. Poor Bodily Hygiene
  5. Bad Breath
  6. Uncommunicative
  7. Flatulence

If your girlfriend does happen to now be a zombie it doesn't necessarily mean that romance is dead. Before dispatching your putrid partner consider the following:
  1. Dead Girls Don't Say No
  2. No Messy Breakups (emotionally speaking)
  3. Zombie Chicks are Hot

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Just make sure its not finals week at her school.
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Well if she eats some one I suppose
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Zombie Haiku:
I nibbled on her ear, /
She laughed; but not anymore. /
Still one ear to go.
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She keeps asking you for money!
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Simple, mate. Ask her what the hell she's snorting and if it's cocaine or some other downer you'll know. Believe me I've been down that road, dude.
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Wow really? There is somethin called zombification, but uh its a disease that pretty much kills your brain. Most horror movies are based on a disease, and then the producer springs it up a bit and gets over dramatic, and come on now I'm a 16 year old? And I would love to see a really zombie because it would be pretty cool but I doubt it will be happening.
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If she starts to smell like your Great Aunt Zelda did when you went to the nursing home to visit,breakup with her now 'because it's only a matter of time before her flirty lick of the lips takes on a whole new meaning!
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Yeah dude, highly doubt your chicks a zombie. You just don't suspect someones a zombie. She would have ate you for dinner by now.

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