I Suspect My Girlfriend Is A Zombie, How Can I Tell?

If your girlfriend exhibits one or more of the following warning signs, there is a chance she is now one of the walking undead:
If your girlfriend does happen to now be a zombie it doesn't necessarily mean that romance is dead. Before dispatching your putrid partner consider the following:

When shes always bleeding

Just make sure its not finals week at her school.

Well if she eats some one I suppose

Zombie Haiku:
I nibbled on her ear, /
She laughed; but not anymore. /
Still one ear to go.

Use a blood spray that makes things blue on her stuff than you can tell

She keeps asking you for money!

Ask if she wants to bit you

Hmm if she says brains and tries to kill you then you no good luck

Simple, mate. Ask her what the hell she's snorting and if it's cocaine or some other downer you'll know. Believe me I've been down that road, dude.

Wow really? There is somethin called zombification, but uh its a disease that pretty much kills your brain. Most horror movies are based on a disease, and then the producer springs it up a bit and gets over dramatic, and come on now I'm a 16 year old? And I would love to see a really zombie because it would be pretty cool but I doubt it will be happening.

If she starts to smell like your Great Aunt Zelda did when you went to the nursing home to visit,breakup with her now 'because it's only a matter of time before her flirty lick of the lips takes on a whole new meaning!

Get her to stand next to a regular person and compare

Thats crazy sorry but your girlfriends not a zombie there NOT real

She's just on her period you idiots

Yeah dude, highly doubt your chicks a zombie. You just don't suspect someones a zombie. She would have ate you for dinner by now.