Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven...
LOL!
What is the absolute worst pick-up line you ever heard?
I’ve never heard one.😂😂😂
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
You know why i got a headache ?
Cause you been running through my mind 
Hey girl, I heard you’re looking for a stud. Well I got the STD so all I need is U!
My compliments, the jeans suits your geography.
kiss me if im wrong, but dinosaurs exist right?'
i just read the line had to be the worst, but this is the best tho...so i dont wanna remove it!!!
You remind me of a baby toe.
Why. Cause I'm cute.
No . Later on i might to bang you on the coffee table.