Your feet must be tired...cos you've been running through my mind all day....
What's the worst pick up line you have ever heard?
"Your skin would make a lovely lamp" oh...heard not used.
um... Probably something like "did it hurt when you fell out of heaven"
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your pocket?
My love for you is like diarrhoea...
I just can't hold it in.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.