If Cortana described me as an "ambulatory, carbon-based being" does that mean she doesn't love me?

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Ancient Hippy answered

Sorry Didge, Cortana is not a carbon based being and she's not capable of love, as we know it.

Love is a chemical mix of carbon-based molecules interacting with other carbon based molecules.


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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Clever!

It reminded me of the time I used to run with a guy who had a Ph.D in Statistics. He was married to a woman who had a Masters' in the same field, but they couldn't manage to conceive a baby. So I wrote them a flow chart, starting with booze and naughty magazines and building up to, well...

I dunno if the flow chart worked, or if she found a friend, but it wasn't long before she had her baby.

I asked Cortana if she loved me and she said "I'd need quite a few upgrades before I could give that a heartfelt answer." Now I feel rejected. :(
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
Maybe if you would work up a flow chart for Cortana and read some naughty magazines to her, she may develop carbon feelings for you.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I doubt it, Hippy. She's smarter than my friend.

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