If I Don't Come Online In Blurtit For A Long Time, Then What Would My Blurtit Friends Think Have Happened To Me?

That a rich, handsome and powerful Prince had spirited you away on his beautiful Arabian stallion, and taken you to his luxurious home on the mediterranean where you had your own private apt. With pool and servants, and that you were so busy helping him with important Government business, that you no longer had time to come and play with your friends on Blurt it!

I was thinking more along the lines of the following scenario:
She has passed the bar exam and in her haste to go to that large law firm that had been begging her to join them, she forgot all about us here sitting in our boxes, bored to death because the few with any brains at all are slipping away into their careers. leaving us here to deal with all of the world's superfluous dunderpates...to babysit in essence. that would be my first thought. :p

I think you might win a big lottery, and too busy in spending money, shopping, travelling, party... So no time to sit down in front your old computer....

I would be thinking, you would be busy with your work or on a holiday.