Swung from a tree on a vine and scooped her up just before she was attacked by a pack of wolves. And all the while, wearing nothing but a leopard skin loin cloth and a smile.
I gave my wife a bouquet of flowers every Friday for 13 years. If I was away on business, I'd have them sent to her.
I'm not married.
I married her,
and flu her to CA. From Fla. To live.