What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like doesn't even blink, just maintains aggressive eye contact with that little baby face. (LOL)

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

I usually make faces and see if I can make them smile. Sometimes, I make them cry, then I feel bad.

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

Babies are very vulnerable to being possessed by evil spirits. It may not be the baby which is staring at you but some demon from Hell, hiding in that poor little mite's body.

When they stare at you like that they try to get you to stare back so that they can migrate from the baby's body to yours. If you intend being anywhere near babies in the future I suggest that you make a habit of wearing a bunch of garlic around your neck to ward them off.

And should you get to the point where you need to hire an exorcist to banish your inner demon, be sure to pay whatever he asks. If you don't, you could be repossessed.

Matt Radiance Profile
Matt Radiance answered

Will just smile or will do try to make silly faces in hope of a delighting result!

Virginia Lou Profile
Virginia Lou answered

Dear Happy,

Babies have not yet learned shame, embarrassment and political correctness; so I am with Dragonfly here I just walk away and accept defeat...and secretly hope the babies never change as they grow older!

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SPECIAL ADDENDUM

 ...of delight in baby boys, who can be born with a full complement of male hormones...and never realize they are only two feet tall...

PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

I smile and wave.

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