Why do some men have incessant urges to run naked through beech woods, in broad daylight? --Have they no regard to the niceties of public decency?

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Janey Profile
Janey answered
It's a strange phenomenon known as the Carling Factor, where large amounts of alcohol multiplied by decreasing common sense  = making a fool of yourself in public.The only remedy is a good antiseptic cream for all the sensitive scratches and cuts lol.
Karen Profile
Karen answered
Well, I would venture to say that there are just as many women who have these same incessant urges...especially when tequila is consumed!!
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Tony Newcastle
Tony Newcastle commented
You may be right. Well-built women seem to enjoy stripping and "streaking" at public occasions, for some reason.
Maxine Chan Profile
Maxine Chan answered
Maybe they ran naked on a dare or they are so brave to show their private parts to the ladies ooh lala.
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Tony Newcastle
Tony Newcastle commented
Bravery is not the case in point, surely, unless their private parts had been scorched with a hot iron..??
Maxine: If you were walking through woods on your own, and a naked man suddenly ran out of the undergrowth and exposed himself to you, --would you really exclaim: "Ooh La la..!!".. And give him your phone number..??
Maxine Chan
Maxine Chan commented
Haha no lol, I was joking ok? And btw, no watermelons please. My watermelons are fine:)
Tony Newcastle
Tony Newcastle commented
That's because you water them every day--Hahaha..!!!
Addilynn All Star Profile
Yeh I saw a man run naked in the woods once....he never came back....but I think its a little silly if other people are there if not..knock yourself out! XD (liturally if you reall wnna!)
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Tony Newcastle
Tony Newcastle commented
You mean: Run hard under a low beech branch, and cause yourself concussion??
Tony Newcastle
Tony Newcastle commented
My Question was not merely whimsical,it was based upon a mother's concerned letter to a local Newspaper. She related how she and her daughter had been strolling on a "Chase"[woods heathland,forest] and had come upon a naked man.They were taken aback and a little worried but then another walker came into view and the naked man turned and sped off,so they wondered what might have happened if they had been alone with the naked man. There is difference between naturists and perverts, IMO.
Addilynn All Star
No he was a perv for sure...he never saw us...i ran for it...i dnt like ppl like tht..i sensed danger..he had a smirk on his face....like i said..around ppl is very..erm...disturbing..

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