How Do You Inflate Yourself?

You need a little vaseline, and a hand pump, like with a squeeze bulb on it. Lube the end couple inches with the vaseline and gently stick it up your anus 2-3. It will feel weird for a second, but then its no big deal. Then start gently pumping with the bulb and feel yourself inflate. If you do it enough times, your skin will get more elastic and you can get bigger. It wont be much the first time tho. If you feel sharp pain or panicky, stop pumping and gently pull the tube out and rinse it. Make sure its dry before lubing and inflating again. After you inflate, youll have to fart the air out.

Yes.But you have to put the end of the pump into the ainal gland.Then,pump away.

Stick 3-4 inches into your anus and pump slowly, feel yourself inflate

It depends where are you inflating your self next time be pacific.

Hold the pump in your right hand then while looking in the mirror repeat the following two times,  "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me".