What's the WORST advice you can give me? I'll give it a go. Really, I will.


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Jaimie  JT Profile
Jaimie JT answered

I'll loan you my gravity boots !!! Always try out gravity boots when home alone... Do it 😈

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Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

I triple dog dare you to buy one-ply toilet paper !!! Let's see ya do that one, eh ?

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I want you to get a motel room and have unprotected sex with that crack whore.

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Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
You know Happy, if you GOTTA do each of the bad advice posted..... You could play the crack whore trying to bribe her way out of going to jail by the easily pursued undercover Mr. Officer Happy! LOLOLOLOLOL!
HappyTo BeHereTo
HappyTo BeHereTo commented
OMG YIN!!!! Only you, Cindy Lou, and Hippy too. Criminently!!!!!!

Hey, welcome to the club Zack.

"Dark Happy" needs a new avatar. I gotta get a Vadar mask on my bluebird.
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
Teeheehee! BAD YIN! She snuck out even though we retired Peter for a week! Pffft!
Bikergirl Anonymous Profile

Buy expired meat...and invite your neighbors for a barbbque.

Hire a dentist who's dental office is his van... Who also sells belts 

Don't pay so much attention to labels .. Tubes of hair cream and toothpaste look a lot alike.

Believe everything on the Internet.

Score your next 'new to you' mattress from the local dump. Funny how people can throw out some perfectly 'good' stuff!

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KB Baldwin answered

If you read it on the internet, it is true.  They can;' but false stuffg there. 

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HappyTo BeHereTo
HappyTo BeHereTo commented
***My eyes have been opened.
***I promise you Dave, I will from here on, and henceforth, believe EVERYTHING I read on the Internet.
***I'm forever in your debt for this advice.
***Thank you.
***Thank you.

(I almost typed that with a straight face!)
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Yin And Yang answered


........... Had a similar experience...... Almost killed my husband.......

Sooooo a very young and frazzled first time mother Yin was up all night with a baby who was sick and the doctor just basically told me this.... "it's a virus, take her home and give her Tylenol you stupid 18 year old mother!" Fatigued, worried, frustrated and feeling lower then low from what the doctor told me, needless to say, my brain was not functioning with a full deck of cards. I got her in her infant car seat and headed off to a Jack in the Box to get Mr. Yang and me a drink. Then I realized I could get the drink cheaper if I just crossed the street..... So I merge out of the driveway and Yang says "You are going the wrong way!" The angry feminist in me screamed at him "DON'T tell me what to do!!! You don't even know where I am going!" And he says "NO! YIN you are driving on the wrong side of the road!" I then realized most of the traffic was stopped in all directions as I frantically said "What do I do! What do I do!?!?" And Yang puts his arms up in the air and says "I dunno! I am dead anyways!" so silly me..... I cut off a bus that was plowing towards him and got myself into the parking lot I was originally wanting! When he realized he still had 8 of his 9 lives still left, he looked at me and said "next time you are driving on the wrong side of the road..... Put it in reverse and go back in TO the parking lot please!" LOLOLOLOL!

Soooo lesson learned Happy..... Please don't kill Mr. Happy...... Drive BACKWARDS when you are driving on the wrong side of the road!

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EBBe lau answered

The safest place to go do something is the street!

A while back my friend and I wanted to prank the people driving and set up a table and chairs in the middle of the road and began playing a board game. All the cars honked and were forced to turn around because we acted like we didn't hear them.

Also some bad advice is "go wherever the wind takes you."

My dad told my brother this and he ended up on the roof.

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PJ Stein answered

It is perfectly fine to play golf in a thunderstorm. And if the lightning does get a little close, just get under the tallest tree you can find.

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HappyTo BeHereTo
HappyTo BeHereTo commented
Yeah!!! Why should the fun stop, just because you're swinging a lightning rod?
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And pre-game, while you cant golf, might as well ride your dirtbike around on the field! When its time to play you'll be ready.

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