If you could change one thing in your appearance, what would you change?


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Woof Woofy Profile
Woof Woofy answered

due to hip damage from arthritis.. My leg is a bit crooked so i would definitely change that if i could. (although, with lots of exercise over the past year, my leg did straighten out big time but its still a bit noticeable). Im hoping it will straighten out more as i continue with exercise since my hip joint is still somewhat tight. I need to loosen it up more. 

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Didge Doo answered

I'd like to be uglier.

When you're as handsome as me it becomes tedious when women keep throwing themselves at me all the time. I mean, can you even begin to imagine what it's like trying to buy a beer from a barmaid who swoons every time she sees me? A man could die of thirst. :(

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Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
OK, if you insist.
Tom  Jackson
Tom Jackson commented
Well, Didge, I can only say I certainly know what you are talking about.

Fortunately, my father had a pocket flask when I was younger and he showed me how to use it.

Perhaps you could try one.

Otherwise, my only advice is to never go into a bar thirsty.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Sound advice, Tom. I'll see if I can buy one at a shop with male counter staff.
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Jaimie JT answered

My ears , they're somewhat pointy at the top and I have on more than one occasion been compared to an elf by my " evil male coworkers)  :/ I guess if I ever need extra cash at Christmas time I could moonlight at a mall as one of Santas  helpers .. So it's all good :p

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Levi F. answered

I wish my skin were not so pale. Living in Florida, it can be a bit annoying at times. I don't seem to tan at all.

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