Wow you really are a pig aren't you!
What's the best way to cheat and not get caught when your wife is pregnant. She doesn't hardly leave the house and spends all day at home looking through my things? Also she got fat.
I agree with Dj the Sweetheart. If your wife is pregnant you need to stay with her and support her. Imagine how she would feel if she found out you were cheating on her. And also if you two divorced so that you could have a different wife and that- imagine what your wife would feel like and your baby?
Really! You don't deserve to be in a relationship, and your gonna be a role model to this innocent child!! Seriously...you need help!!