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How To Give Yourself A Wedgie?

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A wedgie is commonly associated with school yard pranks, where the waistband of your underwear is pulled as hard and as high as possible, causing the underwear to be wedged between your bottom cheeks, hence its namesake. If you want a wedgie it may be advised to question the reasons behind your desire, but if you are determined to achieve this, you can always do a bit of DIY. This can be achieved by reaching behind yourself and with an upwards pulling motion, pull on the waistband of your boxers/briefs/ knickers, which should achieve the desired effect.

Alternatively, purchasing briefs that are slightly too small for you and then participating in any type if rigorous activity i.e. Tree climbing, rock climbing or horse riding, this too should achieve a wedgie. Yet, this method is not completely fool-proof and may not guarantee the actual wedging of the pants between the bottom.  If this doesn’t work, you can always hint slyly to your more boisterous friends saying that "I don’t know what the big deal is about a wedgie” and "it couldn’t possibly hurt that much”, this may incite your friends to try it on you without actually having to ask for it. But again this is not guaranteed.  Another method would be to give someone else a wedgie hoping that one day they too will return the favour.

Failing that you can always purchase a thong, where you will experience the benefit of a permanent wedgie without the hassle of having to ask for one!
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Get a huge pair of underwear and hook it on a door knob and bend dow as far as you can then put your head back and get your hands to put it on your head plus if you don't like this try a hanging wedgie I hear its fun as long as you use jeans because they wont rip that easily also its like being on a amusement ride if you swing yourself if you cat do that get a friend or a brother or a sister to do it.
By the way I heard that some people get a mop and hook their underwear on it and stand up the mop which gives you a huge wedgie.
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1.find something above the ground that you can't reach without steping on a stool
2.string a rope thru a carabeaner
3.thread the carabeaner thru your underwear P.S. If you want the wedgie to be painful wear really tight underwear
4.tie the rope to the high object while standing on the stool
5.once it's Sucre either slowly get down or kick the stool out of the way
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You can get caught in school giving yourself one and then everyone would give you them as a joke and if your are in high school you just need to take off your shirt and pants in the locker room while wearing tighty whities. When I wanted a wedgie, I tried this and now I get one every gym class and every day after school on the shower hook with the water on. I always like it and hope it happens every day for the rest of high school
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Put hot sause in the front of your undies and hang yourself forward on a hook so that the wedgie is in front. It hurts more. Next, get 2 people. 1 to give you an un expected pattle on the ass, and the other to give you an un expected kick to the balls. Its best if you don't know when it happens. When you've hade enough pain, have your friends unhook you so that you land on a bar on your nuts. Good luck
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What I do is get a rope or a belt and put it through the leg holes in your underwear. Then go up to something that is hard to reach without a step stool. After, tie the rope and hang it up high, it will leave a nice sensation in your area. After you have had enough, either jump off the high area, or ask for help.

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So find out where the school bully lives. Next, make a bag full of wedgie supplies, such as hot sauce, belt, rope, new underwear like tighty whities, etc. Now, make a sign that says: WEDGIE ME! Put it in the bag. Get your best friend, and go for a walk. Within sight if you were looking out the window of the bully's house, have your friend leave the bag at your feet, tie you to a tree, and stick the sign on your back. Have fun!

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1.get on your bed 2.get sticky ice(so it wont fall out) 3.put the ice in your panties 4.get a good grip on your undies 5.do it in the front were the wiener is it will hurt more 6.then pull so hard that you cry and thats how to give the perfect wedgie.
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1 Items: Carribeaner and a belt 2Doing it: Put the carrabeaner the leg holes of your panties3 Hook the belt on to the top of your bed (with knot)4 clip the carrabeaner that is on your undies on to the belt. 5 HangFor more hang tie the knot closer to the carabeanerIt might rip but it dosen't usaually if you do it right!
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I just give older brother a wedgie and yell wedgie time and he gives me a hanging wedgie every time and we give wedgies to each other for maybe 10 min.
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Get a pair of jeans and hook the things for a belt on a knob and let yourself hang this is fun because jeans don't rip if you actually wnt pain get some one to push you it is fun I did it to my brother lol he loved it also you could try it with a tree but remember you wont be able to get down by yourself because if you do t in a tree you wont be able to touch the floor but remember to use jeans because they don't rip as easy.
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I want a wedgie too, but all I have to do is pull down my pants and stick out my butt
everyone wants to give you a wedgie and make sure you stick out your butt a lot!!
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I love getting wedgies they make me feel so comfortable please grab my panties and pull please I will pay you. Ill put one on after the other just keep the wedgies coming
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Get a sharp rock and put it up your weiner, then yank really hard. When you start to cry to make your private feel better, have sex with a pillow
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First you ask some one to kick you in the balls and then the nut then put ice in your underwear then what like two min. Than ask them to kick you again in then same place then give yourself an atomic wedgie!
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I want one but I don't want to yell the one went he girl said who went all the pickle's on the floor and that girl riped her under wear off

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