How Do You Beat Someone Up And Win?

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Robert Wagner answered
The best way to win a fight is by talking the other person out of fighting. It takes wisdom to do that, anyone with half a brain can get physical but it takes someone with intelligence to win an argument without throwing a punch.

When kids wanted to fight me, I would always say that I am really busy and fairly fond of my face so if I am not going to show up, start without me. However, if they cornered me and there was no way out. Throw the first punch as hard as you could by surprise right in the nose, when they cover it, immediately punch them in the stomach then push them to the ground, sit on top of them, grab them by the throat and ask them if they wanted more.

If all else fails, kick them between the legs and then grab them and ask them if they want more.

But really talking your way out is more mature, and intelligent. Some fights get out of hand and people get put in the hospital or even the grave. It is just not worth it.
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Anonymous commented
This is all good advice!!!! Thanks for your help but i have to say..... Someone told me this once
" do not hit someone and not attempt or think about getting hit back" you just can't go around hiting someone and not think about getting hit back or its just an account of reflects who knows. Also dont have someone negative to say or smart and not also expect to get an arguement started and i once learned that fighting isnt always the answer but in the situation it could be!!!!! Bye now!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous commented
Im a golden gloves boxer. I started by street fighting. Throw your right fist straight to their throat then your left hook to their jaw, then right straight to their stomack
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If i had to fight someone I would keep focus on that one person and always be ready to take a punch but if u had to fight what i would do is keep ur head up at all times swing with any hand u want rather u are left or right handed and knee then in the face and keep punching until someone stops you
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Anonymous answered
I would just grab that SOB by the hair and knee them in the head, That should put them in a daze and then just punch the shit out of them. You' know like kick them in the shins and stuff. The trick is to inflict the most pain without seriously injuring them, so you can put them in their place.
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I'm a golden gloves boxer. I started by street fighting. Throw your right fist straight to their throat then your left hook to their jaw, then right straight to their stomach 
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-Use You Bones, Elbows, Knees-Deadly weapons. Don't kill. Also always let them go first, so its considered self defence.
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First you want to knee them in the stomach and then while he is bent over knee him/her in the head ,but you got to let the person try to hit you first cause it will be self defence
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Just fight your hardest, if they kick you kick. Don't ever give up, and don't be scared to make them crie I know because I have experience in fighting.
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If your cheap and don't want to get in trouble but still want to beat them, twist and pull there hair down and blow 2 or 3 hard (not too hard) knees to their face, if they havent had enough, push them over and kick him in the ribs or groin...even the face (not reccomended)
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Grab hair and punch the shit out of them, or kick, whichever stronger for you, but its better to make them submit, look at submission moves one the net or learn some some other way. Grabbing hair and using surroundings to smash them and punch until blood comes works to. If it all comes down to it, go to your animal instincts and look like an animal, ppl think that they are really fighting their hardest wen they fight, but they can be rougher. Be an animal and rip them to shreds if you have to because its your safety on the line and your face on the line. Make sure you hit just enough and put them in a submission hold to end it so you wont have to kill them.
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Mark Westbrook answered
A difficult question to answer, I always feel that Bruce Lee had it right when he said that the style he practiced was the art of fighting without fighting. Walking away, turning the other cheek are always the best option. There's usually another solution, why not exhaust them first?

But if you have to fight, make sure that you win. So how do you win? It's not simple mathematics, it's not just the hit them to hit you ratio. Carefully aimed blows will end the fight quickly. A sharp and swift kick the shin bone, ankle or foot can cause immense pain, you can practice this by kicking a wall or heavy sofa. You have to be careful though, you are committing a criminal offence by attacking this person, and I am only suggesting this as a form of defence.

My best advice is don't fight, there are other solutions.
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Anonymous commented
If you want to beat someone up you shold at least TRY to win.I've gotten in many fights and i have always won,for some people it can be very hard and other people it can be very easy.Her's some tips:1.first you have to get good comebacks.2.if your in a fight sitting down and your in front of them you should elbow them in the chest3.kick them then they fall over and they start to cry like a baby and finally 4.pin them down til they tap out and leave then you are going to be very popular and cool.
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Dude that is so gay the only way to end to conflict is by beating the like a redheaded stepchild.
You cant try to resolve the conflict when he breaks your jaw or your eyes are swollen shut.
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Just pull their body towards you as hard as you can, then meet them mid way with a knee jab in the groin.
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Punching or kicking someone is very silly .Try to hold a more defensive stance .There is an easy way of avoiding both(punches and kicks)no matter how powerful they are.If someone trys to punch you quickly hit his wrist (this is a tai chi move)which is always successful or move your torso.You can predict where he is going to hit you.He can only punch you belly or head so be prepared.Now if he is going to kick you hit the tip of his toe with your palms (place one hand on top of the other)or kick him back .Good luck in beating someones ass.
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I reckon the best way to win a punch on is if you hit them first and punch them in the face as hard as you can then grab them by the hair and pull it down and starting punching them so you have control over them.
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Alright, you should start off by hitting some pressure points which hurt a lot, the eye, if hit hard can cause blindness , temples can cause loss of conscious, back of head, which can kill someone if you hit them hard enough, the throat either grab with your hand and conscious, and genitals for more info my aim is conscious
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If you feel like someone is trying to kill you, bend your hand back towards your forearm and smack them hard under the chin with the heel of your hand.Follow up by gouging their eyes with your fingers. This move will snap their head back if done correctly and possibly give them a concussion or neck sprain. Some people call this move a chin jab
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Just give a right hook from hell on the chin, and they'll drop like a sack of potatoes. If thier still on their feet, keep swinging for the chin, nose, and cheek bones, and when you get in close put 'em in a good, 'ole sleeper hold (rear naked choke). Squeeze for your life. If you can't make 'em nap, ground and pound, or hold 'em down till they tap.... Or snap lol
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Anonymous answered
Nobody on here knows what they're talking about. You can't be told "how to win a fight", you just got to think fast and make use of everything around you. Don't worry about "cheap shots" or anything stupid, you want to HURT somebody. If I'm fighting, I headbutt, bite faces, scratch, pull hair and use weapons. And just about everything is a weapon. Don't hesitate to smash someone's face into a wall, don't hesitate to pick up a rock the size of a fist and bludgeon someone half to death with it. It doesn't make you a coward, it makes you somebody that knows how to protect themselves.
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You guys r rlly violent I would just punch them a few times, don't do something to violent to get them seriously injured unless they are trying to kill you or something. Then do anything you can to get them on the ground, try kicking them over and over as hard as you can!
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Hold your fists together tightly 1) always keep your body covered by your knuckles (Upper half) if you are hit in the face it can hurt ..disabling you from atacking back so wait till the opponent hits first then hold his both hands, pull him toward you and hit him a elbow to his stomach. If he`s below 20 years of age that should keep him off for sometime and if he isn't off, just some minor punches to the stomach again ( this is for school fights not for serious fights which can end up with death) remember: Fighting isn't the only way out
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Here's how a pro would do it if you don't want to get sued or anything
1)let them throw the first punch so its self defense
2)when they punch at you move out of the way(usually they don't no pro moves or combos)
3)punch em with your right hand(in the face)
4)punch em with your left hand(in the face)
5)if they don't fall down hit em in the temple with your right elbow
6)if there still up hit em in the face with a left elbow
7)and if all else fails pound on their nose but be sure not to break it
I'm am twelve and I know mma(mixed martial arts),ufc, and kick-boxing I think I know how to deal with this
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Anonymous answered
Simple, square up to them and headbutt them. They will then shield the place were you nutted them, thats wen you grap them by there head and knee them in the face a few times. Finally use all your strenghth with your strongest hand delivering a powerful dig to the side of the head. It works :)
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Well, this is what you have to do, when you get in a fight you have to end it as fast a possible. Don't ever play around with them, and there are no rules in fighting this will save your life
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All you have to do is come up behind them and say their name while winding up for a huge punch. Then let it all lose right on their nose. They will be all like screaming and then you go for the shins. Then go for the gut or more on the face but don't badly injure them. This will come back to bite you in the butt
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You should take a cheese grader with you everywhere! (It does damage to the face) Then carry some x3 strength pepper spray in a 12 oz. Can. Only use 4.2 oz. On first use. Then take out your stash of a oil. Then take a match out and light them on fire. This will cause extreme pain! Then when they start swearing at you pepper spray the 7.8 oz. Of pepper spray you have left. If they are still alive pull out the sawed off shotgun and shoot them in the jugular repeatedly. If by some  chance they are alive then take out your 9mil. And shoot yourself repeatedly. (like Kurt Cobain)

Thank You for your time.
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Anonymous answered
I hav been attacked many times by kids the key to winning is to move forward because if you stay bak they think they r winning and if you want to fight without gettng in serious truble then jump on them and smash them to the ground but only if your attackd 1st. If all else fails punch him 15-20 times, but if they r winning and your injured tell your parents and then theyll get sued or in truble. Just don't hit pressure points lik temple genitals and othrs because you kan die. I'm only 10 and iv won fights lik this without causing too much harm to othrs or myself.
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Anonymous answered
I'm 12 and I'm one of those kids who love to fight.
I've been in many fights and I always win by imagining someone I hate.
After that It's like I don't know what I'm doing.I kick,punch,headbutt and
stuff like that.When the one I'm fighting gets hit just once they get scared and don't know what to do.That's how I beat the crap out of them.:)
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Anonymous answered
Try not to throw cheap shots (headbutts, slaps, hitting while they're not looking etc.) just throw solid hits or kicks to the nose or mouth. Just a little bonus- if girls are watching do not just walk towards them unless they are sitting down then yuo can also sit down and say your shoulder hurts and ask one of them to rub it a little. Lol
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Assuming your are concerned about an unprovoked attack, martial arts training can be quite effective. You needn't take years of lessons- just a few sessions designed for self defence should provide you with the confidence to thwart an attacker.
Your question appears to have been penned by a male. No stereotyping intended, but recent gender brain research has uncovered tremendous differences between male and female brains. Males are quite dependent on the signals received from testosterone and their behaviour reflects this fact. Fighting is a result of this difference.
Some of the most prominent, highly regarded males in the world sought to avoid "beatings" and used the power of truth and righteousness to "win". Martin Luther King, Gandi, Jesus...adhering to their philosophy would place you in good company.
Still interested in beating someone up? Observe a real fight on the street (not pre-planned wrestling or television staged attacks) and visualize yourself in the brawl. You might gain some much needed insight into the realities of a fight.
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Anonymous answered
Theres a lotta things you can do:
1)if the chicks r watching:
Don't try to dodge or use self def, combo atk him (don't kill him tho), and I seriously do not recommend nut kicks, you can KILL him like that if you do it right, but have this theory:
Think of this when you fight "YOU KILL MY PARENTS I KILL you!" and fight with all your strength, trust me it helps, except don't kill him, BUT UNDERSTAND. If he starts crying immediately stop or he will be injured, if he just stops fighting and glares at uu with red eyes, ask him if he wants more to add fear, or else he will get revenge, if your against a high school mexican or smth (not to be racist) he will get a gun and well... You get what I mean

if your beating up a chick:
After your done, if she is dead and no ones watching, take off her clothes slowly after you made sure no ones there, and ima just say, your going to have a good good time rofl
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When i go to football on a saturday with the leeds united service crew it always ends in a fight so i recomend taking 30 drunk and high mates. Thats just my advice. M.o.t.
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Darre Deane answered
You have to Know how to
A. Hit someone Taller than You are.
B. Hit someone Shorter than You are.
C. Hit someone about your Height but is a Little Shorter than You are.
D. Hit someone about your Height but is a Little Taller than You are.
E. Be able to Hit somone Heavier or Lighter than you are.
F. Know Boxing, Wrestling and Judo Throws. Take classes in all three.
G. Run Short Sprints for a minute and then stop a minute and do them Over.
H. Run up and down stairs outside at a Park or train station  or Apartment or office building.
I. Shadow Box.
J. In General Know different Moves from Striking moves to Wrestling Moves to Judo-Karate Throws and Tackles.
K. If one offensive ore defensive strike or tackle fails you show be able to quickly attempt another move.
L. Also you should be able to Run around your opponent.
M. And be able to use you knees and Duck up and downlike a Puppet.
Overweigh people do not neccessary have to lose a lot of weight.
And Practice deep breathing Exercises!
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If you get in a fight this is what you do. Don't harm the groin unless absolutely necessary. Aim a kick right in the shin and I know what your thinking ... Why the shin... Well a kick in the shin is the most painful thing that a person can feel because right when you kick them their on the ground holding their leg that is when you have the fight in your hands!
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Ok seriously I have a technique that has worked for ALL the fights I have been in. I challenged them to a fight and right when I am about to get hit I screamed "I suck penis" and your foe will laugh to death. If that doesn't work then when they try to hit you run around while screaming "RAPE UP THE ASS. I DON'T LIKE IT!" And if that doesn't work then just say " I SUCK PENIS AND TOUCHED A LITTLE KID'S PENIS SO BACK AWAY I HAVE DICK HANDS AND I WILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS TOO!" That is sure to get them. Have fun winning all the fights in your life.
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You will never win beating someone up,  it make boost your ego help your false pride.  But the only winner is the person that can fight and win with their words and a walk within the judicial system if necessary.  I guarantee to will beat them to death mentally by taking them to court and it hurts much worse, last far longer most of all do more damage over all else
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Simply just don't fight them at all. Who cares if the next day they talk mess about you!(unless you care sorry can't help you!)but on the other hand if they come up to you and throw the FIRST punch then I would defend myself.You people out there right know reading this you don't need to learn how to fight someone bigger than you or stronger,your instincts kick in and you atomically lose control (of your brain telling you what to do!) which you don't think you act the same way and go crazy with all the ANGRY in side of you people!
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If you are in school and you do not want to get in trouble let them try to attack you first and when they throw a punch at you by law you are allowed to put them under a public arrest i.e Grab the wrist when they throw the punch, get your other arm on the upper side of the elbow and push on it therefore forcing them to the ground with pressure on there arm bones. I do it many times but the trick is to look them in the eyes constantly so you know what they are going to do next.
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First of all. I have been in this position a lot. For some reason I have never retaliated. Maybe because I know I can deal a painful amount of damage. I put a kid in hospital (unfortunately) for landing a punch to his stomach of which I deliberately didnt hit him in the solar plexus because chances are he would of died.
But at the end of the day you have to know, why kick someones ass and be pissed off later whereas you could laugh at the jerk who pushed you over and be happy about it later?

But if you must fight. Then get to know body physics such as what can make a punch stronger (increasing mass and speed of which you hit your target)
Learn which parts of the body feel most pain (pressure points)
and learn fighting efficiency. Doing most damage where you are exerting the least possible amount of energy.
Bruce lee's quote of "move with a purpose" is something he said to a lot of his students. Basically if you think in its meaning you'll understand why he said it and what it means.

Oh and another thing in fights, intimidation is a big key, through years of martial arts fighting I have participated in, street fights I have seen people get into and I put an end to them or any fight really. The person who runs towards his opponent shouting like a crazy man is most likely to win because the person who isn't is looking at him going oh crap hes confident I'm going to get my jiggly kicked. So he shrivels up and gets beaten and just waits for it to finish. Unless the person not screaming is a martial artist who knows what hes doing so hes calm and cool.

Keep all of this in mind. If you do run like mad towards your opponent just remember deep inside you have to be calm, don't over or underestimate your opponent. Because both will result in you being whooped. Don't be confident or under confident.
And you don't need to run towards your opponent screaming. If he feels intimidated then he loses confidence, which increases risk of losing.
I hope this helps
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Background: Playground,If you want to beat someone up imagine them attacking other people that you love, then try get really angry at them and start punching hitting and kicking and if you want to get more serious and there is a pole,stick or a really big broken chain around near the playground grab it, get close to your opponent and.....attack!
Background:Street Brawl-If you want to have a fight and win then you got to be fast 'cause if they grab you and lock there;s no way to get out of it but dieing.If you have a partner around somewhere like a friend do double attacks like the wield kick:when your partner grasps your legs really tight and swings you,while you just start kicking.
Background:Party-If there is a party going on at your best friends house and your grand rival is there and they start a fight with you, you better get your game on.What I mean by that is really just attacking them with a cup or hard ice or even a wire(Don't use the wire if you think its TOO serious).
With the cup just start shoving it in their mouth(Oh yeah I forgot also if you think
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Call on a couple of mates, go up to the person and threaten them. If that doesnt work, you and your mates can beat him up.
If you are a lone wolf approach him and threaten him again but in a more serious and angry way, so they know you mean business. Again if that does not work, starting fighting him. In a fight you will always want to be the first one to land a deadly punch. I know this because in grade 2 a guy wanted to fight me but I landed a deadly punch in his nose which K.Oed him before he could think. Also, if you have them on the ground you can temporarily disable their back by punching it really hard right on the spinal cord with your knuckle's. Knuckles work good on bones because they can get past those nooks and crannies and deeply hurt and bruise them internally.
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Simple sleeper hold in till they pas out best is they don't see you got me out of bad situations
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jim kerr answered
Spit in his face just before you throw the punch....also its a good idea to imagine something that gets you angry. For instance, his been laughing, down the pub with his friends, about your mums 'saggy boobs' .
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You could always find out if he or she is a good fighter and if she is then you train long and hard till the fight Day or you could get some one else to beat them up for you
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Run at them naked all oiled up in body oil so wen they do try to fight you their punches will slide off your face :]
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The best way to win a fight is to fight with control, trust me I take kickboxing ,brazilion jujutsu,and ninjutsu before I took martial arts I use to  streetfight  and I didnt know  what I was doing.keep your guard  up, don't throw wild punches  throw  uppercuts,brazilion,and knee.But fisrt  talk it out if that doesnt work and he attacks defend brazilion,remember volience is the last resort.
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Pretend to hit his face then switch and hit his nuts cause thats where their pressure point is
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Don't try fighting too much. Use it as a last resort unless you want to be sued for life threatening injuries dealt to a person.
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Jab them in the temples with your thumbs, hit them in the throat, kick them in the nuts (boys only), or run away then turn around and kick him/her.
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I got a say these are going to help me, and I have a good reason. This guy stole my girl so which is best to do ? :s
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All you have to do is surrender and say "I SUCK PENIS!" then they will laugh so hard they die
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Take a knife and stab them in the eye(Optional. If not, do a suprise flying sidekick, if you don't know how to do any fighting, then just trip them and stomp on them until guts fall out.) then rip their balls off finally, keep punching there face/kicking face (whatever fits you...) And there you go how to beat some one up... More like killing some one...

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