"If you don't know what it is...............don't lick it."
What's your funny words of wisdom?
Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they are really not. They are companions. The hero and the sidekick. – Laurence Shames
Women marry men hoping they will change, men marry women hoping they will not; so each is inevitably disappointed. – Albert Einstein
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says “Oh sh1t, s/he’s awake!” -- Anonymous
To inspire the real estate sales people not to be bashful and hold back, their employer Marabel Sears had this in her real estate office where my mom worked in the '60s:
"He who whispers in the well
about the wares he has to sell
will never make as many dollars
as he who climbs the tree and hollers!"
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F E A R has two meanings:
Forget Everything And Run / Face Everything And Rise
The choice is yours.
Never loan money you want back.
A woman is only helpless while her nail polish is wet. And even than she could pull a trigger if she had to.
Never try to teach a pig to whistle, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-Lazerus Long-
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. :)
Never test the waters with both feet.
It's better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt.
You can have the world at your feet,
but that don't stop the corns from hurting.
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it :-