What's a neat pickup line? What's a terrible cheesy one?

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Barb Cala Profile
Barb Cala answered

I think all pick up lines are cheesy.  They all seem so silly IMO.  But then I was never really a big fan of flirting or dating.  I'm so glad I've been married for decades and haven't had to deal with that since I was a teen.

DDX Project Profile
DDX Project answered

Hey, you got a band aid?

No, what's the matter?

I scraped my knee falling for you.

Works every time.

Michael Poland Profile
Michael Poland answered

You want some fries with that shake?

Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

Baby, your beauty rivals the graphics of Battlefield 4.

You're so hot you gave me 4th degree burns.

I'm not staring at your breasts, I'm staring at your beautiful heart.

Matt Radiance Profile
Matt Radiance answered

How about this one:

Your blond hairs gives me the warmth of a smooth sunshine

The brightness of your eyes shies away the diamonds

The way you look fasten my heartbeat

The sound of your voice makes the time stops

Your face is sparkling like an angel and i can swear i'm witnessing the heaven

My eyes never absorbed such a sight, an art and beauty that never existed before.

There's nothing anyone can do! My eyes already got addicted to drowning into yours.

(You decide which would it be! Lol! I just described it in a sec right now)

Virginia Lou Profile
Virginia Lou answered

Dear Happy,

Mae West was a consummate artist of the come-on, so I chose one of her lines for you...


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