

Hi Da Yun...you asked for one, here are three!
"You're not too smart; I like that in a man." ~Kathleen Turner, BODY HEAT.
"Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first." ~Groucho Marx, DUCK SOUP.
Where did you buy those pants? Because they're 100% off at my house
Are u horny i am
My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
(By love, the person most likely means lust but whatever.)
Can I be the water in your bathtub
Did you eat lucky charms today? Cuz you look magically delicious