The only time I was in an "adult" toy store, I was trying to get next door for a burger. I had the wrong door!
The worst part is, I was so focused on the fact that there was a wall, I didn't realize what was hanging on that wall!!! I completely spaced out the whole visit! The future Mr. Happy asked me after we left, if I knew we were in a porn store. NOPE!!!
I blushed harder than when Hippy teases me! 😳
Yep. A bunch of us went to an adult store and bought a bunch of stuff to put in a piñata for a bachelor party.
Sure! Amazon sells everything!
yes jelly stuff with my ex wife
Sure ! This is an adult toy isn't it ?
OK OK OK Yin will spill a funny story with the content of which you asked about..... So picture this..... A grieving Yin who just lost her sister a few months prior and an ex best friend who just lost her boyfriend whom she was grieving her loss as well. We will call her Madam X. Madam X decides to drag a sweet innocent (eyes rolling) Yin kicking and screaming to the adult shop cuz she needed to replace her lost boyfriend. Yin thought what the heck??? Right? I mean what kind of trouble could sweet innocent Yin and Madam X actually get into right!?!? Madam X picks up Yin in her high end (cuz she was pretty well off) luxury vehicle. Yin is just happy to get out of the house for a minute and conned I mean GOT Grandma to watch the kids! LOL! So here we are speeding to a shop cuz Madam X swore the one she had her eye on was going to be sold out! We make it safely in the store and like two surgeons studying their tools she fiddled and fondled the merchandise knowing exactly what it was she was looking for. That brought the eye of some old man who wouldn't stop looking over her shoulder.... So like the good friend Yin is, she leaves Madam X to rot and Yin heads off to the clearance section. There, to Yin's surprise, something caught her eye which had a very very good price. Yin had to have it. Madam X and Yin happily made their purchases and escaped confidently out to the car. Madam X turned the vehicle on, windows rolled up, AC on, then she pulled her item out of the package. Yin thought to herself well I can do that to! Monkey see monkey do!! So Yin takes this two foot thing out of its package and realizes it is very wiggly! She didn't realize how wiggly it was as she whipped Madam X in her face with it. Whoops! So Madam X grabbed it with her hand and innocently felt it up and down curious on what material it was made out of AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE IS A TAP AT YIN'S WINDOW! Yin screamed as she saw a face peeking in at them! Frozen with fear and embarrassment Yin screams "PUT IT IN REVERSE! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" Frozen from laughter Madam X couldn't remember what gear reverse was in! The tapping continued as Yin begged and screamed "REVERSE REVERSE REVERSE!!!!" Madam X finally found reverse and drove off like a bat out of Hell! We laughed hysterically until we were in the clear and then pulled over and laughed even more! We believe the "tapper" was just innocently asking us if either of us had a cigarette but Yin wasn't about to stick around and find out for sure! Yin and Madam X really needed that laugh after the losses we were going through. LOL!
I haven't, but a few years ago, I bought chain (to secure my bike) from the local DIY store. As I and my (female) companion went through the checkout I asked in a suitably loud voice - "You're sure this works with your handcuffs?"
She turned a little red.
Nope, but surely i'll have a long list to purchase and a long time to go!!! Lol!
By myself, but it was only magazines. I was never into the hardcore magazines. Just nude female bodies.
I haven't bought anything myself. My best friend, Toni, she says whatever comes to her mind to the point that I thought I could no longer be shocked by what she said or did. One day, she told me that, since I wasn't dating, that I might want this and handed me a box and told me I'd have to buy the batteries myself. I gave her this weird look like, umm, what? She smiled and casually said you're welcome and walked off as if it was an everyday thing. I was proven wrong about not being shocked. Lol!
A friend of mine and me bought a blow up doll as a gag gift for someone's birthday.
Nope lol if you're looking for suggestions you might as well Google ratings I didnt actually buy any.
Only place Ive been in has to be spencers at the mall. I went in there to get one of those "shock pens" for my sister. I am glad I went alone, passed plenty of dildos.
Yes FleshLight, I have 3.
Yes, I have. My boyfriend and I have some...things... -_-