Have you ever purchase an Adult Toy? Alone or with someone?

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Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

Perhaps. We could have bought something purple, or pink, or requires batteries, or red with very little cloth. It's a mystery. I'll let you wonder.

HappyTo BeHereTo Profile

The only time I was in an "adult" toy store, I was trying to get next door for a burger.  I had the wrong door!

The worst part is, I was so focused on the fact that there was a wall, I didn't realize what was hanging on that wall!!!  I completely spaced out the whole visit!  The future Mr. Happy asked me after we left, if I knew we were in a porn store.  NOPE!!! 

I blushed harder than when Hippy teases me!  😳

Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

Yep. A bunch of us went to an adult store and bought a bunch of stuff to put in a piñata for a bachelor party.

John Doe Profile
John Doe answered

Sure! Amazon sells everything!

Yin And Yang Profile
Yin And Yang answered

OK OK OK Yin will spill a funny story with the content of which you asked about..... So picture this..... A grieving Yin who just lost her sister a few months prior and an ex best friend who just lost her boyfriend whom she was grieving her loss as well. We will call her Madam X. Madam X decides to drag a sweet innocent (eyes rolling) Yin kicking and screaming to the adult shop cuz she needed to replace her lost boyfriend. Yin thought what the heck??? Right? I mean what kind of trouble could sweet innocent Yin and Madam X actually get into right!?!? Madam X picks up Yin in her high end (cuz she was pretty well off) luxury vehicle. Yin is just happy to get out of the house for a minute and conned I mean GOT Grandma to watch the kids! LOL! So here we are speeding to a shop cuz Madam X swore the one she had her eye on was going to be sold out! We make it safely in the store and like two surgeons studying their tools she fiddled and fondled the merchandise knowing exactly what it was she was looking for. That brought the eye of some old man who wouldn't stop looking over her shoulder.... So like the good friend Yin is, she leaves Madam X to rot and Yin heads off to the clearance section. There, to Yin's surprise, something caught her eye which had a very very good price. Yin had to have it. Madam X and Yin happily made their purchases and escaped confidently out to the car. Madam X turned the vehicle on, windows rolled up, AC on, then she pulled her item out of the package. Yin thought to herself well I can do that to! Monkey see monkey do!! So Yin takes this two foot thing out of its package and realizes it is very wiggly! She didn't realize how wiggly it was as she whipped Madam X in her face with it. Whoops! So Madam X grabbed it with her hand and innocently felt it up and down curious on what material it was made out of AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE IS A TAP AT YIN'S WINDOW! Yin screamed as she saw a face peeking in at them! Frozen with fear and embarrassment Yin screams "PUT IT IN REVERSE! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" Frozen from laughter Madam X couldn't remember what gear reverse was in! The tapping continued as Yin begged and screamed "REVERSE REVERSE REVERSE!!!!" Madam X finally found reverse and drove off like a bat out of Hell! We laughed hysterically until we were in the clear and then pulled over and laughed even more! We believe the "tapper" was just innocently asking us if either of us had a cigarette but Yin wasn't about to stick around and find out for sure! Yin and Madam X really needed that laugh after the losses we were going through. LOL!

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Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
Too bad there wasn't a way I could answer the question twice! LOL! Here is another story for you all!!!!!
So there was a time in Yin's life when she was very naive and innocent so to speak...... but her sisters were a little more devious and gutsy. My sisters stumbled upon a little store in the local mall which sold tricks and gag gifts. Well one certain item caught their attention so they each bought one and named it. Come to find out many of the females in the family had gag gifts and had named theirs as well. Poor innocent Yin didn't want to be left out so her sisters dragged her into the store telling her "it is easy. It is just like buying a box of tampons or pads at the grocery store. The cashiers have seen it all. They don't even notice. You will be in and out before you know it!" Yin put on her brave face and marched in there with confidence! Yin's sister said "here you go! This one glows in the dark!" and picked up the box not knowing it was opened on one end! It torpedoed at Yin like a flying submarine and she SCREAMED at the shock of something flying at her and landed at her feet...... everyone's eyes were on her...... Yin did not have an inconspicuous purchase like her sisters said she would! Pffft!
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
LOLOLOLOL! That was many many moons ago. But like I tell others.... No one ever says you have to get rid of the good/fun/funny memories. :0)
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
Most definitely! I use to think, if I held on to the pain then somehow I am holding on to them as if the pain will keep my sisters alive or something. It was when God moved my mountain that I realized that was just a stronghold holding me back from moving forward and healing. God took away the pain and I still remember my sisters! :0)
Cookie Roma Profile
Cookie Roma answered

I absolutely bought a lovely item from....................seriously, it's true............Amazon!  I bought it about 2 1/2 years ago and we've become very close.

Ray Dart Profile
Ray Dart answered

I haven't, but a few years ago, I bought chain (to secure my bike) from the local DIY store. As I and my (female) companion went through the checkout I asked in a suitably loud voice - "You're sure this works with your handcuffs?"

She turned a little red.

Zack -  Mr. GenXer Profile

By myself, but it was only magazines. I was never into the hardcore magazines. Just nude female bodies.

Stormy-Lynn Calvert Profile

I haven't bought anything myself. My best friend, Toni, she says whatever comes to her mind to the point that I thought I could no longer be shocked by what she said or did. One day, she told me that, since I wasn't dating, that I might want this and handed me a box and told me I'd have to buy the batteries myself. I gave her this weird look like, umm, what? She smiled and casually said you're welcome and walked off as if it was an everyday thing. I was proven wrong about not being shocked. Lol!

PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

A friend of mine and me bought a blow up doll as a gag gift for someone's birthday.

SuperFly Original Profile

Nope lol if you're looking for suggestions you might as well Google ratings I didnt actually buy any.

Only place Ive been in has to be spencers at the mall. I went in there to get one of those "shock pens" for my sister. I am glad I went alone, passed plenty of dildos.

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