This is for Ancient Hippy.
What about love triangles?
It takes 3 people.
They've been trouble since the beginning. I mean, Adam and Eve were happy on their own and then Eve got involved with Snake (a euphemism if I ever heard one) and the Landlord kicked them out of Eden for breaching their lease agreement.
Someone always gets hurt, and often it is all three "someones".
They're even worse than love handles.