Do you have a relative or friend that knows everything about everything?

I used to work with a guy called Eno's (after Eno's Fruit Salts) because "He knows everything." The annoying thing about it was that he really did. He had a wonderful range of knowledge and practical skills and he didn't mind helping anybody out. Good man. Bloody annoying at times.

There was this very funny story (Whirrrrr, pop!) that would take a bit of telling (and I'm just cooking lunch) but I might add it later.

Used to have a guy that lived across the street from me that everyone called " The Legend " ! He knew everything about everything. If I was in the front yard doing something, he would have to come over and tell me a better way to do it ! Lived with his Mom all his life. They moved out a couple of years ago and I don't know how to do anything now ! I sure miss him! NOT ! I think we all know at least one.

Nope.  If they know everything, they know too much ... And have to be eliminated.

Yep, a brother-in-law. He doesn't get invited to many family functions any longer.

My relatives for the most part, are idiots, and (to their credit) blissfully so. My friends are smart enough to know they don't know everything, and my wife and kids usually ask me if they don't know something.

I've met many who act as though they know everything, only to deny once they stood openly accused of it.

My dad knows A LOT about A LOT! It has its advantages and its downside. His five kids know whow to reel him in, but at parties we often have to go rescue some poor unsuspecting soul.