What's the worst advice you've ever received?


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Greg Miller Profile
Greg Miller answered

To get a life and "Suck it up Steven", from my Dad.

PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

Putting off getting a needle aspiration on a lump on my dog. Twice. (Different vets, different dogs.) Both lumps turnout to be cancerous. Both ended up being fine in the long run, but the size of their incisions would have been much smaller if I went with my gut to begin with.

Maggot Boy Profile
Maggot Boy answered

Some guy told me that girls liked dominant guys who can rough them up, yell at them, all that, because it makes them feel special....

for the sake of my well being I'm  not gonna try that

Rath Keale Profile
Rath Keale answered

'Just get married and get a job in an office and everything will turn out fine.'

Merlin happy happy Profile

Point your skis straight down the hill.  Envision the Lodge at the bottom and soon you will be there.  If you hit a bump, keep those skiis pointing toward the lodge.  If you are afraid, close your eyes and go to a happy place.

I don't excel in downhill skiing to this day because of this wee amount of information given to me when I was 6 years old.

Alexandra S. Williams Profile

Suck it up Alexandra Samantha Williams, and stop acting like you own everybody you piece of mouse dung! -Aunt Izabelle June 8th, 1989

Quit acting like a wannabe queenie sissy! -9 year old brother Joshua

You're such a drama Queen, Alexandra. -Mom

Don't listen to your father. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. -Mom (But my Dad really knows me so there's no point in telling me that Mom!)

From The Avengers Age of Ultron (2015)

Thor: This drink is not meant for mortal men.

[Thor smiles]

Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie! Stop trying to scare us, come on.

Thor: [fills Stan Lee's cup]: OK, then.

Thor: [after being asked by Natasha about the Hulk]: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... Wounded screams...
mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained
deltoids and... Gout.

Tom  Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

"You can do anything you set your mind to."

Fortunately, I lost my desire to be able to fly around the neighborhood at a rather early age.

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