What if I told you that I know what you're doing right now?

Ok. I'll bite.

Fun!  Obviously I'm blurting, but what else?

OK

Don't count Blurtit.

OK, tell me what I'm doing. I'm curious.

I'd say you're delusional .. Lol

Ok what am i doing

I'd say, "I knew I shouldn't have left my webcam on".