Was C.S.Lewis right about women? He said that women speak a language without nouns. A man would say, "Put this red canister in the green canister on the shelf," but a woman would say, "Put this in the other one over there." Coming from Venus, do they just speak Venusian? Why can't they learn to speak Martian like the rest of us?

Guess what ? It gets worse with menopause. Scientific studies show that women use fewer nouns during menopause.

Ugh, men: Why can't they learn to speak venusian like the rest of us?

I'm just gonna bite my tongue here Didge. I don't need the wrath of the women.

Scientifically speaking ... Research has proven that men and women's brains operate differently.

Men = linear thought.  That's why they're generally better at math and science.

Women = intuitive though.  That's why they're generally better at relationships.

I dunno about that, but i do know a lot women seem to talk to children in the third person. Like:

"Bring mommy the toy"
"Come to Grandma"
"Grandma's going to cry if I don't get a hug"
Ect

My wife and stepdaughter do it all the time.

We talk this way because its the only way men understand us. You talk that way because its the only way we will let men talk to us, and still get what men want from us. As usual, its all about us. I see no problem. We all must be doing something right, we are still mass producing. No signals getting crossed there.