What would you say is your "type"?

A breathing female will suit me just fine.

It is really necessary to (genuinely) laugh at my jokes.

I married a woman with a sense of humour. I can't imagine living with a sourpuss. And, oh yeah, she was lovely. Still is, though a bit rusted in the hinges these days.,

In a word? Centered

That is the root of be you tee ful

If we're talking physical, I'd say red-heads... I have such a giddy crush on most of the red-heads I know! Taller than me is also necessary. A tad bit muscular and in shape is always a plus, especially since living healthy is a big part of my lifestyle.

As far as other traits, I have to have someone who is always thinking of others and is a good care-taker. That is my number one need, simply because I am always taking care of others myself, and I need someone who can see when I need to slow down and help me think of myself for a change.

{] funny

{] ruggedly handsome

{] rivulets of abs

{} has a job

{] intelligent

{] outgoing personality

{] blue eyes

{] hmmm....cold shower time

Not going to date since the interest isn't there. I'm more on the Asexual side of things. 

but, if i was to date someone, 1. they can't be clingy, 2. can't be touchy (hugging, kissing, cuddling etc.), 3. and doesn't constantly talk about things all day long that i dislike (such as movies and video games)

I like tall blondes, gotta have legs. Sassy as hell but also knows how to chill with a man, know what I'm saying?

Smart, funny, confident, and compassionate.

Someone attractive, smart and nice also funny.