Who is your Alter Ego?

My alter ego is a 90 year old man who spends the entirety of his senior years making snide comments and flirting with 20 year old beach babes. He enjoys long walks on the beach, as well as showing off his sub-machine gun collection from the Vietnam War.

He talks how he wants, walks how he wants, drinks how much he wants, and sleeps to his hearts content.

Why is he able to do all of these things? Because, he's old. Old people do what they want, when they want.

I've had a few alter-egos in my time, mainly as ghost writers for a couple of websites...

Once I was a devout-Christian from Louisiana, another time I was a geisha living in Rome.

I was also the singer in a goth-rock band once upon a time... And that even happened in the real world! I was thinking about uploading a photo - but actually I think some alter-egos are best left buried in the past!