How do you cover up a fart in public?


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paydon ruwende Profile
paydon ruwende answered
Ethically, u can't cover up for something that has happened accidentally. People will respect you if you apologise to those that you want to cover up and i bet, u wont live a life of covering up on your bad habits. Its noble and wise to stand up for your wrongs as you correct them that being a coward.
Joe B. Profile
Joe B. answered
Scream fire.
You may get a substantial fine, but nobody will ever remember you farting.
Joy Thompson Profile
Joy Thompson answered
Act like you didn't fart, walk away, fart then say "ehh!! Who did that?" like it wasn't you.

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