How In The World Do You Make Really Annoying People Shut Up?!

I hold them down and gag them with duct tape before raping them into a silent stupor before tying them down and waterboarding them with a combination of lemonjuice and gasoline and then igniting them with a match through the nose and puting out the blaze with a spray nozzle that channels out a stream of liquid nitrogen. Then I show whats left of their bodies to people on chatroulette so they stop jacking off for fun. Then I mail their remains to their families.

Just slap them and say silence fool! It always works... Always, believe me... You will love to do it whenever an annoying person talks.

Ask them if they are retarded and once they say no then you say then y don't you shut up

Duct tape

Wow my bro is the same I feel like punchin him in the face I think you should just keep saying ok to everything he sais and if he keeps talking say ok I get it now shut up;P

but if he still doesent get it punch him in the face even if hes older

By making yourself copy their every word and keep saying every word they say

You could also put music, and put it loud so you can cut them off.

Ok, this how you do it. When the otherone starts talking and getting annoying, look at them as if to say "what the heck is wrong with you?", take earplugs in you pocket, and stick them in your ear. Then smile at the otherone as if to say "oooh, it feels sooo good now that I don't have to listen to you anymore!". Relax, and walk away, happily.

You can ignore them, but that doesn't work often.

(More relates to school, but you can still build on it in work places or whatever).

If they are persistent, they will keep going on and on. And it doesn't really work then. So, if someone annoys you, take drastic actions. Chuck their books out of the window at school, steal their belongings, and if you hate another one of their friends, put it in their pencil case, or something like that, and watch it roll out. If they've got their other annoying friends, the only way your going to get them to leave you alone is to either take it all in, and listen to them talking s*** for a while, or just retaliate, and smack them one. Telling the teacher sometimes works, but depending on if their "rebel", they will annoy you even more.

Start to annoy them...
It works!

Moms opinions don't count, sorry

Sit on 'em

Tell him if he dosent shut up you will pee in his bed

Slap him in the face and hill shut up

Hold down the anger of their annoyance or you might let their spill blood on the floor with your hands or knock them out.

Well if you want them to shut up shut them down. Or if you just don't want to hear them, put headphones on :p  it's not like they're going to frickin walk up to you and take it off hahaha
if you walk away, they'll just follow you
if you punch them, they're most likely going to hit back [unless you're strong then they'd back down... I'd hit them but I'm not that mean XD]
if you ignore them without having something to do then they'll just find another way to get your attention and be up your ass for something else
and if they ask you a question, just don't answer. They feel like they're god or something if they know you'll answer back at them >.

Just don't do anything just don't and do wot your din

It really is better to ignore him. When you give attention to his negative behavior he will continue to annoy you. If you were to show him that you aren't thinking about him he will grow tired.

I think, you should lock your room door, and hold a ransom with one of his toys (if he is young)

I'd Look Them Right In The Eye And Say " I Didn't  Know Insects Could Talk.. I Guess I Have To Get Out The Raid And Spray Away All This Useless Chatter You Keep Buzzing At Me.

My mom runs a daycare.. So to make all the kids be quiet I just ignore them, or turn on music (I pod) if that fails I take away there games... (game boys, Ds... Or I don't let them play there games on my ps2 or x box)

Stare at them with no expression and every once and a while look away. Eventually they will walk away!

You think your brother is annoying? Come to port allegany, pennsylvania and ask for ryan caplen. Talk to him, then come talk to me about annoying.

You punch them in the face! Then you jump over them when they fall.

The best thing to do is to ignore them. When the get out of hane just act like you don't hear or care what they are saying. Hard to do sometimes but if you think of something good, you can cut the other party out of the picture.

The best thing to do is just walk away and leave them standing there....if they are that annoying why are you talking to them in the first place ?

Sometimes I try to ignore and not listen but I couldnt, I am being so mean with people and you have to respond  with a respective way to gain your respect unless you make fights and you lose your temper...

I have and annoying person to shut up to. Unfortunately, the answer to your question is that unless the person shuts up on their own, your doomed.

Act like they're not bothering you and they will get tired of trying, eventually. The more you let them know they're annoying you, the more they'll continue to do whatever they are doing.

Well I always yell at the top of my lungs and that will put his spirits low and he wont want to talk to you

Oh my god there is this really annoying freak girl who follows me after lunch god shes freakin annoying she follows and calls me dark fairy my friend brownie is always with me and actually talks to the freak even though she hates her too its been like this for 2 weeks and I'm about to blow also SHE FREAKIN CREEPS ME OUT ! SHE NEEDS TO LIKE GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY your SOMETHING!

By beating them up until they learn to shut up or be beaten

Just tell your mom to tell him to shut up and if he doesnt listen to your mom tell your mom to ground him.

You should tie him up and put your hand on his mouth till he calms down.