Here lies Rooster,
he blew up his keister.
He wanted to fart,
but blew out a shart.
Can you write a SILLY eulogy for a fellow Blurter?
Beneath this slab lies Ancient Hippy: his ex thought he was far too lippy. Posting her pic was quite a blunder, she ripped his ancient heart asunder.
Oh Yin, you darling soul.
Why did you use a slippery pole?