if you were only allowed to value five things in life, what five would you list?

1.  Love

2.  Health

3.  Happiness

Well, I guess the rest (family, Otis's shine, money...) just support the main three.

1. Love.

3. Emotional and intellectual fulfillment.

4. Adequate food and accommodation but not enough to deprive me of the incentive to strive for something better.

5. Wisdom -- but the kind that observes rather than dominates.

No, I didn't forget #2. Love is so far in front of the rest that there is no second place.

I would never submit to such a fascist demand. 

I value freedom; freedom of thought, of speech, of expression and of choice. This precludes any possibility of accepting limitations on what I value. 

My kids:
Spiffy
Moose
Half
Booger
My wife.