Poets perennially ponder the passage of poop to the pan. It is a subject dear to the heart of all men and women of culture and education. Your pain is one shared by many.
Alas, I am no poet and consider myself unqualified to comment on the cultivation of crap and its constituent components but would refer you to the wisdom of Thomas H. Palmer, who wrote, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
