Give me a quotes of life?

Somebody just asked this question on Ask so I offered a set of original quotes from the site's denizens. Now that they've become Askugees Ill post them here. We had some clever people over there.     

I have an hour glass figure, but I'm running out of time. -- MonaSez

Trying not to answer religious questions is like trying to get off sugar. -- Rathkeale

What
I love most is God's ability to be truly and genuinely non-existent ...
For the sake of my atheist brothers and sisters. -- VirginiaLH 

A
woman's body is like a fine vintage Cadillac. A man's body is like an
old Willys jeep: It's something to get around in. -- WheresMyProfile

The book of Revelation is so scary it's like visiting a cemetery at Halloween. --  PIMG.

Without Rationalism, we'd all be dead. Without Spirituality, we might as well be. -- JohnOGaunt

Waldorff is like a single sandbag trying to hold back the tsunami of illiteracy. --  Melloblue

If you're always looking around the corner to figure out death you will fail to notice life. -- NormalNobody

The secret to a happy marriage is having a shadow when there is no sun in sight. -- NerosMom

It's very likely you have a few red herrings swimming about in your sea of statistics. -- dkloven

Looks are the 50-metre dash of romance; personality is there for the long haul. -- Uncle Didge

"The more you learn, the more you'll earn."---Belmonde Mallozzi

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something."

"If you're having a problem, can you do anything about it? If you can, then why worry about it? If you can't, then why worry about it?"

It's not having what you want, but wanting what you have.  The grass really isn't greener on the other side.  Knowledge is the ultimate power in the Universe so never stop learning.   Lightning may be impressive but Thunder gets the job done.    If you want a job done right, do it yourself.  The only person you truly need to impress is yourself . Trust your gut as the heart has been known to and does, lie.    Slow and easy is always better than fast and quick.  

 Be true to one's own self.  Only the good die young.  If youre going to grow up stupid, you better grow up strong.   Life is like a poop sandwich, the more bread you have, the less poop you have to eat.  Measure twice, cut once.  If you fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.  Beauty is only skin deep.  Only God can judge people.

If you don't like something,change it, If you can't, Change your attitude about it.

The first key of happiness is forgetting the past.

Forget past,Live & enjoy today & build tomorrow

Change how you think, change your life

No man is too weak or too wounded to fight, If the cause, worth more than his own life.

The life is about what you do, not what you should have done.

The success comes from series of mistakes.

Everyday is a new day to change your life.

If you still waiting for someone to change your life, take a look at the mirror, and that person will be looking back at you.

F.E.A.R. Has two meaning: Forget Everything And  Run or Face Everything And Rise.

Everything in life is temporary, If it's good, enjoy it, cause it won't last forever,If it's going bad don't worry, It won't last forever either.

Yolo.

If it's not worth working for, it's not worth having.

Knowledge is power...