For me, they'd probably assume I got lippy with a cop. Maybe one too many donut jokes. Hey! I thought it was funny!
Not sure, I'm such an easy going guy . . . Wait . . . That's what they say about SERIAL KILLERS!
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They would probably assume I flattened someone for harming my daughter in some way.
After they recovered from shock, they would assume it was a mistake. (I'm not square, but I am straight and very far from being a "character.")
It would have to be one of two things....
Either the raid of a sleazy strip joint and the cops find me spinning a coworker upside down on the stripper pole.....
Or for the murder of too many kitchen appliances! Lol!
That it was a horrible mistake.
No way I would do something that would put me in jail.
I'm a teenager so naturally everyone will assume drugs and sex and robbery
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Probably thought I was a drug dealing kingpin on the down low.