I saw a guy pee in a urinal, then he puked in the same urinal and his teeth fell out. He just stuck his hand in and put them right back in his mouth. Almost made me puke.
What's the dumbest thing you've seen a drunk guy/woman do?
On New Years Eve, around 18 years ago, I was attacked by a woman in a Disco in Helsinki. It was rather fun (for me anyway).
I'm guessing that sober, she might have just said "hello", perhaps in Finnish.
She gave me her telephone number.
I never called it, I suspect we are both comfortable with that.
In his book Guide to Guys, Dave Barry told the true story of three men from Wisconsin. They'd been discussing canoe jumping for some time. After a few beers, they decided to go for it. They hauled a 10' canoe to the top of a 30m ski jump! The guy in the back had an oar. He was going to steer.
According to Barry, the canoe landed going about fourteen thousand miles per hour and flipped over. Miraculously, they only suffered minor cuts and bruises. Well... Until their wives got hold of them.
My deceased drunk mother would drive 100 miles an hour on a toll road on the wrong side on the highway weaving in and out of traffic with her 4 young children.
She shot my brother in the leg.
She put a .357 gun to my temple when I was 17 and Said "I'll blow your &;:#!$£€*%=÷× out", Because I forgot to say hello to her two minutes earlier.
She woke up in jail for murder.
She shot her second husband and told his family he refuse to let her drive. She was so drunk she put the gun in her mouth and started pulling the trigger. Of course, (under 15 yrs) myself and 3 siblings were screaming and crying.
I could go on.
She was a mean drunk.
Honestly, everything I see drunk people doing is dumb. Just sayin'
I once calmly unzipped my purse in my boyfriend (at the times) car and vomited into it then zipped it back up like nothing happened ... :/