Absolutely not.
Can I trust you with a very personal secret?
Yep.
For a price. Silence doesn't come cheap.
Not today, maybe tomorrow!
It depends on what you want me to keep secret. Hurting children or someone, I will tell on you.
Anything illegal its best not to tell me. I will tell on you.
Personal problems I CAN and WILL keep secret.
I depends. If you or someone else's life is in some type of danger, then "no". Otherwise, you bet I can keep your secret.
Is this going to be a "to the grave secret"? I have a lot I've kept and I'm having a hard time keeping them straight. Yeah, you can tell me, but I might not remember.
Yes, you can trust me.
You can but you don't know me
but you can
Yep.
Well, I don't know why you couldn't. There's no reason for me to tell anyone. "Yeah, hey, there's this user on this website and they (insert secret here)..."
