What would you do if you woke up in the morning and God was lying beside you?

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

I'd thank her for last night and give her a pat on the butt.

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Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
Hippy, you come clean my rug...just splattered my afternoon tea all over it...GOT to learn not to read your answers with anything in my mouth...
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
Thanks Rath.
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
That's a wise decision Virginia. I never drink anything while on Blurtit, I'd be spitting all over my monitor.
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Anonymous answered

Seek professional help and probably get meds because I would be seeing something that doesn't exist.

Firstname Refreshme lastname Profile

I'd ask for the day off from work... Make him coffee and pancakes and spend the day chatting about stuff. I'd finally get all my questions answered.

Matt Radiance Profile
Matt Radiance answered

I would ask him why on Earth you designed wisdom teeth?

Then I would check out what I ate before and would take a cold shower  cause I'd wanna get out of my hallucination before anyone else notices...

Tom  Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

Couldn't happen---the only time He needed to rest was on the seventh day.

Tris Fray Potter Profile

Scream, hit him, and call the police because a guy is in my bed.

I don't believe in God, so I wouldn't care what profanities I say in front of him.

Call me Z Profile
Call me Z answered

He'd catch an angry beatdown, because that could only happen if my angel wife got pushed on the floor. I don't play that. 

Then He'd have some splainin' to do for all the uncounted millions of innocent babies who suffer and die of starvation and disease; The Crusades; Mosaic Laws; tapeworms; Hitler, and so many other failures. 

But, alas, that opportunity will never come. 

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Ty Hibb answered

There is no way that something like that could happen. The bible says this at Ex 33:20 "But he added: "You cannot see my face, for no man can see me and live."

Maggie Trains Profile
Maggie Trains answered

I'd probably ask him why he allowed so many bad things happen in the world. I mean if he made the planet we live on he could surely stop catastrophic events and such like.

Rath Keale Profile
Rath Keale answered

I would ask for photo ID. 

Then I would rip into it with my long list of grievances, such as why did it sleep through all the holocausts!

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