Advantage of living in a remote area?

• You won't have to personally deal with all the terrible things you read on your favorite blog or sensationalized news site. Alex Jones can tell you all about it.
• Limitless yard to bury your stash of gold and silver.
  
• You can freely wear your tin-foil hat without any fear of being judged for your sense of style.
• While everyone burns during the end of days, you'll be safe in your secret hidden fort out in the wilderness. Completely stocked with ammo, MREs from Russia, packages of hot dogs, crossword puzzles, and the energizer bunny. 
• Since America is collapsing soon, and believe me it will. Very soon from what people told me decades ago before I was even born. I've been told again recently after the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage as being a right. You'll be comfortable, while the people currently functioning in the global economy run around in chaos. Mu ha ha

Not many idiots to deal with

You can be naked around the house without having to worry about people seeing you

Quiet

Not many cars so walking outside might be easier

More yard for a dog to run in (if you have one)

You can see more animals. (Deer, rabbits, squirrels, birds, etc)

Backyard camping

If you like gardening this is a great place to do it

Probably many other things that I can't think of right now.

Privacy , peace and quite

NO NEIGHBORS!!!

Privacy