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I know it's shallow but my girlfriend's face is messed up and I'm just not attracted to her anymore. How to break up?

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PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

You go to her house and apologize profusely for being a jerk. You tell her even though she is a great girlfriend that you are scum and you are breaking up with her so she can find a real boyfriend who will treat her with the care and respect she deserves.

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Cookie Roma
Cookie Roma commented
Perfect answer. Problem is he'd have to have a modicum of character to do that. Clearly that's just not the case.
Call me Z
Call me Z commented
Second that.
Jared McKinnon
Jared McKinnon commented
Wow lol you people sure know how to jump to conclusions and go straight to degrading someone's character because they say one inconsiderate thing about someone you've never met. (Plot twist- what if his girlfriend's face is the one that's shallow?)😂😂
Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

They make a lot of designer bags to put over her head.

Barb Cala Profile
Barb Cala answered

Just tell her you're too shallow to be her boyfriend and you hope she finds someone who respects and cares for her.  Do her that favor!!

Bikergirl Anonymous Profile

For what ever reason you no longer find her attactive .. There is no reason to be mean or hurtful about it. Be kind, be gentle but be truthful by telling her this is just not working out.

Tom  Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

I find Bikergirl Anonymous's answer to be the most practical.

We don't really know if her face is the problem or if your general lack of interest in her has somehow become associated with her looks.

(So you may or may not actually be a "jerk.")

So as Bikergirl said, "There is no reason to be mean or hurtful about it. Be kind, be gentle but be truthful by telling her this is just not working out."

And don't tell her it's you, not her. The reality is that not all relationships are going to last forever---and it's nobody's fault.

"There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy.  There's only you and me and we just disagree."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ff8qXa248

(And I was pleasantly surprised and delighted by watching the ad that played before the actual video of Dave Mason singing We Just Disagree.)

John McCann Profile
John McCann answered

What was her face like when you met her?

If you took her up as your girl for shallow reasons in the first place then you are not only an ass but you are holding on to this girl under false pretenses. Do her a favor and get lost.

Cookie Roma Profile
Cookie Roma answered

What's the problem?  Just be honest and tell her why you don't want to be with her  She will be thrilled to loose the dead weight in this relationship. Shallow?  No? For you to be shallow, you'd have to take many, many steps up.

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Yin And Yang answered

I am kind of leaning towards Hippy on this one. I think Hippy caught a troll! So my answer will piggy back on Hippy's...... Raid Otis's shine and she will begin to look the way you want her to! But beware cuz his stash is protected very carefully! You just might find your self on the a$$ end of a........ SKUNK! LOL!

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