Has your mojo left without you?

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Ray Dart Profile
Ray Dart answered

I walked into a branch of Tesco, in Baldock in the UK last year to be accosted by a rather attractive blonde lady in a bright red suit.

She flashed a sunburn-inducing smile at me and handed me a bunch of leaflets that had a brown wrapping band with the words "Get your Mojo back!" printed on it.

I wasn't aware that my Mojo had actually gone, I merely thought I had left it in the kitchen on the breakfast bar (next to the cornflakes). I was worried. Who WAS this woman who knew so much about me and my missing Mojo?

Worried, I looked at her lapel badge. "Virgin Holidays" it said. Now I was even more worried - I had fathered two children, surely I was not part of her target market?

Anyway, I read the accompanying leaflets. It was all about that Dick Branson (glad I remembered to capitalize there - probably). He just wanted to sell me an expensive holiday somewhere I did not want to go.

When I got home, Martin the Mojo was just where I had left him. What a relief!

Beware of attractive blondes claiming intimate knowledge of your Mojo.

Yin And Yang Profile
Yin And Yang answered

Isn't Mojo the name of the chihuahua in the Transformer movies? No I never owned Mojo! LOL!

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

Well, it does seem to be off and running. I'm in warm pursuit (I don't do hot pursuit anymore) but not making much progress. I'm hoping it will miss me and come home.

Jaimie  JT Profile
Jaimie JT answered

I'm not sure I ever had a "mojo"'or what that is ... But since you aren't doing what I say ;p and asking music questions I'm gonna fake that this is a music q then .. Mojo means magent and I'm freakin made of steel and music logic :) BAM !

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Zack -  Mr. GenXer
Mojo

The word originally means a charm or a spell. But now its more commonly said meaning sex appeal or talent.

Source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mojo
Jaimie  JT
Jaimie JT commented
I have a lots of Sex Appeal so my mojo is intact ;p cos I said so :)
Jaimie  JT
Jaimie JT commented
I love your questions even when I don't understand them;)

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