If a psychopath came Into your home right now what is the closest thing you have within reach to defend yourself with ? I have a coffee mug full of red wine. It would work cos I'm a freakin ninja ;)

My airbed that's in the middle of my living room.

I would either throw it at him or jump on it and kick him in the face!

I have two dogs laying next to me, a Bowie knife in the night stand, and a husband in his man cave that has not only been trained in hand to hand combat, but knows of seven different ways to kill a person with a ink pen. Oh, I know three of them and I have an ink pen on my night stand.

I have a pocket switchblade knife clipped in my right pocket, a 9mm on my hip, a neck knife, brass knuckles on my hand, pepper spray on my key chain, throwing stars as coasters on the table, a dozen M18A1 claymore mines set throughout my house and a live 6 foot alligator in my bathtub.

BRING IT, I'M READY!!!!!

Two sticks that were supposed to be used for a traditional Maldivian dance!

DANCE FIGHT
DANCE FIGHT

Well I have a knife.

My "Acid and hurtful wit" (to quote) would disable him/her instantly.

My dog .... And my charm.  LOL

I am the psycopath

My asthma pump

If a true psychopath came into your home you would like him or her. You will have opened the door and invited them in. Psychopaths are not the crazy people the media shows. They are master manipulators, con artists, who know exactly how to get past your defenses and get to you. Then, if they decide to kill you, you won't know what happened and they would get away with it. But they would rather keep you alive and working so they can use you for money and power.