How to i give quick and witty Answers? Some people have such good Replies for insults!

Ray Ottewell answered

Quick and witty, well ain't that pritty,but don't take pitty, give them a ditty.

Addilynn All Star answered

Nobody ever insults me after a massive argument with this guy..at my school...he was acting all big and like a bad boy , and no I don't think about my answers , I don't swear I just tell you the truth and if they can't handle it ..then thts their problem..8) and all you gtta say to em isss......"you've got the bark , but you aint got the bite".

Jon Asaviour answered

Then learn from them , but don't try to imitate , create your own style

Arthur Wright answered

Practice and lots of it and you can usually tell who spends all their time practicing too especially on here

Sylver Fox answered

The good replies usually come after the moment has passed and you take your time to think about it. I think you need something appropriate for the context, you can't just say the same thing all the time. I think one needs a certain talent for that.